In the disaster district, there is a biology teacher. He has been with the school district for three years, giving his time, love, and dedication to the district.
Technically, he was only a “teacher’s assistant”, but let me tell you, he put in more time than half of the tenured teachers at the school.
ALL OF A SUDDEN….
There was a probationary biology position, for a teacher had to take an unexpected leave.
One would expect that it would go to this stellar teacher, or, should the administrations persona and said teacher not jive, it would certainly go to one of the THREE PERMANENT SUBSTITUTES THAT HAVE BEEN WORKING IN THE DISTRICT FOR THREE YEARS…right?
The administration squad hired an entirely new person, a person out of district.
Loyalty is dead.
The disaster district strikes again.
- They excess 27 Faculty members, (to save money)
- They cut after school activities budgets, (to save money)
- They do not let substitutes start working until two weeks into the school year, (to save money)
- They install a state of the art finger print scanner when faculty and staff sign into the building at 6,000 a piece to….to…to…(TO DO WHAT EXACTLY?)
Riddle me this….
What do you get when it’s….
Exam week + AP EXAM week + an ENTIRE MIDDLE SCHOOL STAFF IS TAKING OFF TO GRADE TESTS
An additional FIVE Physical Education teachers taking off to attend said game when they have previously been assigned “proctor” assignments?
Lovely kids, lovely.
We all are familiar with Johnny, and, for those of you who are not, I suggest you take a look at the following posts:
“Why This All Started”
“Johnny Attacks Again”
And now, for the most recent Johnny tale……
He was suspended.
for telling the Dean of Discipline…..
to s*ck his c*ck…
Aren’t children precious?
Some of you may remember Johnny. He’s the lovely little Chuckie wannabe that inspired this whole blog.
Johnny made an appearance in the library the other day. He was with his whole class. And when his teacher told him that they had to move into the gymnasium for the assembly he said,
“No Ms. Williams. I’m not going. I’m staying right here, and you can’t make me go ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So fuck it!”
———> insert toothy, maniacal, mouth full of braces, tongue wiggling grin here.
Courtesy of Ms. Lynne….
Grade level: 8th
Subject matter: English
Assignment given: Read story out of textbook. Answer questions.
Piece of cake, yes?
After Ms. Lynne gives the assignment and walks back to her desk….one of the boys immediately raises his hand.
“Ummmmm Ms. Lynne, I think I need a new book.”
Ms. Lynne walks over to the book, sees that it has been defaced with a variety of genital drawings, and gives the student a new book. As she is walking away from the desk, the student says,” I don’t understand why people always draw b@lls with hair on them….mine have none.”
I do believe Ms. Lynne just gained some more gray hair.
TELL ME FRIENDS, HOW WOULD YOU REACT TO THAT???
Sometimes, a picture says a thousand words.
AND THEN SOME.
Courtesy of Ms. K….
Notice the diagram next to the writing...lovely kids, lovely.
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