This post, is dedicated to another dear friend of mine, and a fellow substitute, Christina.
Picture it –
Seventh grade spanish class.
A male student, Mikey, waltzes into the room. First thing out of his mouth?
Mikey: “I didn’t take my medicine today – WATCH OUT.”
Christina, (Ms. C): That’s just lovely.
Mikey cannot sit still. He cannot stay in his seat. He’s up, he’s down, he’s everywhere but where he should be. Ms. C separates him from the rest of the class. Somehow, Mikey gets into a tube of sparkles that one of his female classmates has. Naturally the sparkles are ALL OVER THE FLOOR. Mikey gets in even more trouble, and then proceeds to drop a pencil on the floor, over and over and over again. Making that kerplunking sound.
Ms. C makes Mikey now sit by the teacher’s desk, in a last attempt to control Mikey.
Ms. C is helping a student with his classwork.
Picture it – She is standing up, leaning over the students work….and….
Pencil. Pelted. At. Ms. C’s rear end.
Mikey: Hahahahaha I threw a pencil at your butt!!!!! I threw a pencil at your butt!!!!!