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The Letter of Doom, Gloom, and UTTER INSANITY

Dear Substitute,
(We use the word substitute because it will take too much ink and money to actually spell out your last name)

It is now August, and we hope your summer was good.  Even though we, as an administration, never acknowledged your hard work all year, left you out of the long list of “thank-you’s” that we gave to the entire faculty AND STAFF of the whole building at the end of the year meeting, we’re writing to you now.

We are writing to you, now, at the beginning of August for a very specific reason.

Even though you have worked for our district for the past three years, even though you have been walked on, and underappreciated, and have been treated as though you are an insignificant fly on the wall of the school, we are mandating that you come in for an interview.

Bring your portfolio. Wear your best shoes. And be prepared to beg for your job back.

It makes us happy to see you squirm.

Yours Truly,


Your Administration

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Your Parents Are Your First Teachers, and Momma, you’re a good one

I’ll make this short and sweet, it’s been a long week.

Sometimes, my aggravation in the classroom can stem from the rules that are in place in the students home, or, should I say the LACK of rules.

But this Momma, well, she made me smile, and I actually think I clapped a little.

Momma Be Thy Name…you ROCK.

 

And…

The Bloggess…so do you.

xo
Ms. Sub

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