I was subbing for an eighth grade social studies class. The teacher used a stuffed Mickey Mouse as the pass.
One little cherub apparently had some pent-up aggression towards Mickey.
He then made a paper noose…
…Took some thumbtacks….
….and hung Mickey, from the cork board in the back of the room. With thumbtacks strategically placed over ears, hands, and…em…genital area.
Come with me friends, to another school.
Lets call it….Academy of Wealthsnob.
Academy of Wealthsnob has many students, who are, as you might assume, wealthy.
Picture it –
A fifth period AP French class. A new sub, excited to be teaching at the Academy of Wealthsnob.
What happens next you might ask?
The Academy of Wealthsnob students see this new, bright – eyed, naive substitute…and pounce.
What do they do you might ask?
What do they hide you might ask?
They HIDE their CELL PHONES in THE CEILING.
And proceed to call the phones in the ceiling, from the ones that are still in the hands of the cherubic little students that are still in class.
Welcome to Academy of Wealth new substitute, WELCOME.
Johnny has returned to the ISS room. And instead of throwing paper airplanes at me….he switched.
TO PAPER CLIPS.