WHAT A SUBSTITUTE HEARS ON A DAILY BASIS…(a growing list)

1.  Wait….are you my teacher?

2.  EW, a sub.

3.  So this means we don’t have to do any work today…right??

4.  I thought you were the NICE SUB.

5.  Is this being collected at the end of the period?

6.  Is this being graded?

7.  Our teacher lets us use our iPods.

8.  Our teacher lets us text.

9.  Our teacher lets us eat.

10. Our teacher lets us go to the bathroom in large groups.

11.  I’m going to the bathroom.

12. I don’t have  a lunch period. I’m starving. My teacher lets us go to the cafeteria.

13.  Our teacher doesn’t make us actually DO work.

14. Hey Ms. Teacher!

15. Hey Mr. Teacher!

16. YO Mrs.Teacher Lady!

17. Why did you want to be a substitute?

18. I don’t need a pass.

19. I don’t understand.

20. We never learned this.

21. ARE YOU A REAL TEACHER?

 

Friends, add to the list!!

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