I will make this short and sweet.
Imagine you’re given a lunch duty period.
…in the junior high.
…in the morning.
You’re talking to one of your other students, having one of those pictureqsue teacher moments. Life is good.
Then you hear…GOAAAALLLLLLLLLLL.
You turn, and, there you see it.
One of your students, (Frankie), is LYING DOWN ON THE FLOOR IN BETWEEN TWO CAFETERIA TABLES).
FRANKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??!?!?!!?
Don’t worry Ms. G, don’t worry. I’m the goal for the game!
GET UP FRANKIE!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Courtesy of Ms. Lynne….
Grade level: 8th
Subject matter: English
Assignment given: Read story out of textbook. Answer questions.
Piece of cake, yes?
After Ms. Lynne gives the assignment and walks back to her desk….one of the boys immediately raises his hand.
“Ummmmm Ms. Lynne, I think I need a new book.”
Ms. Lynne walks over to the book, sees that it has been defaced with a variety of genital drawings, and gives the student a new book. As she is walking away from the desk, the student says,” I don’t understand why people always draw b@lls with hair on them….mine have none.”
I do believe Ms. Lynne just gained some more gray hair.
TELL ME FRIENDS, HOW WOULD YOU REACT TO THAT???
Sometimes, a picture says a thousand words.
AND THEN SOME.
Courtesy of Ms. K….
Notice the diagram next to the writing...lovely kids, lovely.
Filed under ARTWORK, Awkward
Here’s the thing about snow days for subs…
Many teachers, principals, administrators, many students, many people, enjoy a SNOW DAY.
A pleasant little surprise in the middle of the work week.
A cozy day on the couch, watching movies.
Many people enjoy this….because they ALSO GET PAID.
Do substitutes get paid for this gift of nature?
My dear sweet friend, and fellow substitute, Ms. R had an interesting experience today, that I thought many of you would find amusing.
I was heating up my lunch in the locker room, and she bursts through the door….
“OK, tell me what you think I should do…”
“So, Johnny just came into the class, and pretended like he had no pants on.”
“Lovely! Johnny also just stole a chair from the 76 year old hall monitor.”
“Write him up?”
“Write it up.”
No pants, stealing chairs, what’s next kids, what’s next…..?